December 18 Questions: Ebenezer Scrooge

1.What is your name?

Ebenezer Scrooge

2.What is of your occupation?

Working at my money-lending business.

3.Do you have a “green” memory growing up?

Thinking about memories is a big, fat waste of time!

4.What are your favorite meals?

Plain porridge.

5.Who/what inspires the you to be more “green” in your life?

Money! Money is the only thing that inspires me.

6.Where on the “green scale” do you fall?

Scale shmale.

7.What are the most rewarding and the most challenging parts of your job?

Getting money and making people work!

8.Where’s your “green spot” food, body care/beauty, oceans, home or neighborhood, explain:

I don’t visit green spots.

9.Where do  you turn for your news?

The Bah Humbug Times.

10.What is one environmental change you vow to make in the next year?

I vow to make more money!

11.If you could trade places with one person from any time in history (past or present) for one day—who would it be and why?

I’d trade places with myself.

12.You have a meeting with the leader of every country in the world. You have 30 seconds to tell them anything you want. Go!

Cancel Christmas!

13.You have the chance to send one tweet to all the tweeps in the world. Let’s hear it in 140 characters, or less!

Bah Humbug! Tweets are for twerps!

14.If there was one industry/product that you could make more eco-friendly, what would it be?

Eco-what?!

15.Where in the world would you most like to be right now?

Far away from you!

16.What is the best book you have read recently?

Reading? You can’t make money from reading!

17.What is something that makes you cringe?

That filthy holiday on December 25th.

18.What do you want your legacy to be?

To teach people how to hate Christmas.

Ps: Scrooge wrote this, not eco18! We love Christmas!